My Relationship Counselling

NOTE: Service temporarily disabled while the counselling system is improved.

Getting relationship feedback nowadays usually means one of two things.

Either you’re drowning in a sea of one-way, generic self help books that don’t address the highly specific context of your relationship.

Or you’re at the mercy of prohibitively expensive “counselors” with marketing degrees, when all you want is some honest feedback to help you make your own darned decisions.

Tailored Around You

custom results

My one-to-one relationship counselling is aimed at people who want casual, personalized feedback in a timely fashion without breaking the bank along with their hearts.

Getting feedback is straight-forward and fast. No queues, no scheduling, and no form-filling nausea.

Simply place an order and tell me your story. We’ll start there.

Frequently Asked Questions

What kind of feedback can I expect


As detailed on my about page, I am neither a mental health professional nor a psychologist. What you will receive is my opinion based on the details I have been provided. To get a feel for my relationship views and overall mindset feel free to head over to the blog where I have spilled over 150,000 words of my personal relationship pain. If my opinions are not convincing then obviously I would urge you to find feedback elsewhere. The last thing I want you to feel is taken advantage of.

Do you offer any free services?


Yes! Asking for feedback via Email or the comment sections of the articles on the site is entirely free, though subject to availability. There are no guarantees I can get around to looking at them in a timely fashion. I simply do not have the time. Ordering counseling breaks through the clutter and gets my immediate attention.

What kind of details should I include in my opening question?

The more the merrier. I mean that. Do not fear over-doing it. Tell me everything you think is connected one way or another. Context is everything! The more details I am provided the more detailed the response you can expect (though please do strip any personally identifiable information out, this is the “Unknown” after-all).

How effective is your counselling?


The type of service I offer is not meant to be a substitute for long-term marital counseling or for qualified psychological support. It is something else entirely. I present my feedback as an option for those who want to clear their heads and get someone else’s opinion. Something that friends and family are unlikely to give you due to their emotional investment. Consider this service akin to a meetup and chit-chat over a coffee at the bar. An informal highly targeted discussion with the aim of ironing the kinks in your situation out.

Do you offer guarantees?


In all honesty, I can’t and I won’t. Nor do I believe anyone can realistically do so when it comes to matters of the heart. I offer my time, experience and opinion. That is the only promise I can objectively keep.

I have other questions regarding payment/counselling.


Great! Feel free to contact me directly via the contact page, Email or Twitter.