Category: Humor

signs you should breakup train

101 Telltale Signs You Should Break Up With Your Boyfriend

Choo-choo! All aboard the pessimist express. Except this isn’t a train, and the destination isn’t lifelong fulfillment. It’s soul crushing despair (with a side order of peace). You can leave your emotional baggage at the station, there’s plenty of over-analysis and introspection to pick up along the way. And if you can trust me about ...

bad breakup advice

10 Timeless Examples Of Bad Breakup Advice

I give you my hand-picked selection of bad breakup advice. And yes, I’ve been dying to write this one. 1. “Snap out of It” Alright, perhaps even Wim Hoff would have trouble with exercising this amount of control over his autonomic nervous system. And yes, it’s called autonomic for a reason, and that reason is ...

breakup excuses

Classic Breakup Excuses And What They Actually Mean

This article marks my tragicomic tribute to the five most common breakup excuses I commonly come across, and what (statistically at least — judging by my readers and real world acquaintances) they pan out meaning in the long-run. “I Want To Feel Single Again” Or, I’m only single when it comes to you. Granted, this ...

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Amazing Breakup Songs About Moving On

We all curse the rawness of our emotions for torturing us after a painful breakup. Our eyes haunt us, our touch betrays us and our sense of smell suffocates us. However, despite the odds, we can attempt to have our senses work for us — not against us. This article is my attempt to turn ...

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7 Signs Your Boyfriend Really Loves You

This article marks a break from my usual diatribe regarding a relationship downward spiral. Instead, I’ll be looking at the often-neglected flip-side, in the form of seven solid signs your boyfriend really does love you and isn’t just putting on an act. As always, no two guys are necessarily alike, and there are no hard-and-fast ...

Top 5 Ways To Be More Attractive When Dating

Small tweaks are enough to trigger a veritable landslide when it comes to attraction. Don’t believe me? Have you ever re-evaluated someone who you were initially lukewarm to overnight based on a small, yet profound change? It happens all the time. But looking attractive is only part of the puzzle. Attraction is far more than ...

How To Impress A Boy You Like – 4 Tips To Treasure

The more time goes by the more I realize just how different us boys really are (I suppose having been one once still qualifies me to write about this topic). The differences are not purely social or culture-based, they are often fueled by now well-documented hormonal and chemical differences. Does this mean we’re all the same? Not ...

What Do Women Want In A Man?

Today is the only day I feel that I have a disclaimer large enough to cover such a broad and frustrating question as what women want (and it isn’t Mel Gibson). Here’s the brief back-story. Back in the glorious Internet golden age of the mid 21st century I began my relationship hobby with more questions ...

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Do Men Or Women Cheat More?

Today’s article is a little different from my usual opinionated relationship diatribe. Instead, I decided to take a closer look at the objective, statistical world of cheating, and how it measures up to modern stereotypes about men and women. Personally, and consider this my gut-instinct hypothesis, I’ve always held that the occurences of cheating are relatively equal ...